The Adventures Of Lump

Lump is the name of the webkinz I was forced to buy by my co-workers and I must say...it is as if the sims had sex with a beanie baby and out came a webkinz. I was forced at gun point (ok, it was actually at card point...paper cuts hurt like a bitch) to buy this thing by more than one co-worker. Apparently if you work at Hallmark you must own a webkinz or you don't get a paycheck or respect from those you work with on a day to day basis. I broke down and got the polar bear because it looks kinda goofy and one of it's legs is lopsided so I felt good "adopting" a retarded webkinz. I haven't checked out the mini-games, shops or any of the other crap that I can supposedly do with Lump...I just kind of made him walk around for a while and then logged out. That was more than enough action for me for the day, all that polar bear walking around. Honestly though I don't feel so bad owning the thing even if 12 year olds would kill their own family for one, it might be embrassing to actually have it but I have a damn good excuse...I LIKE MY FACE NOT SHREDDED BY SHOEBOX CARDS.

I got to work with a woman named Mary Jo today, who is the assistant manager at another Hallmark store. This woman is the most twisted mother fucker I have ever met in the best way possible, she is just brutally honest and horribly funny. I felt like I was going to hell after I got off from work today for just being around her. She almost made me vomit mentioning certain things, they were that vile yet funny. I can't really go into detail but needless to say, Mary Jo actually made me want to stick around Hallmark.

Ok, enough about Hallmark...I am probably boring you to tears. I attended part of Zach's 21st birthday extravaganza and I wish I had stayed for the whole thing. I left to go back to TCNJ to hang out with some people, which was fun and everything but I have a feeling that Zach's party was a fucking blast. I met someone in my major at TCNJ whom I had never even realized exsisted, even though she sat behind me in one of my classes. It's true, I really suck at placing names and faces or even knowing people in my classes in general. How do you not know someone who is in your class, major and you took a course with? Especially at a school like TCNJ! I give the award for suckiest face to name ratio to myself, for completely not knowing who the hell it was who greeted me by mentioning what class we were in. Zach had a nice mix of Hunterdon kids, FDU kids and just random people who showed up and didn't know anyone. I have a feeling if I had a few more drinks, I would have made some pretty quick friends. That whole driving thing got in the way though, so I had to hold myself back a bit. I have a feeling I will make up for it in Baltimore for the super rachel turns 21 bash. THAT will be a fun time.